As founder of this radical new Internet faith I am often faced with the mournful desperation of the unsaved... questioning wheather mornonology is right for them? The short answer? Of course it is you Moron.
Don't get me wrong, the path to moronic enlightenment will be hard. To transcend the debilitating shackles of rationalism you will often be required to relinquish your most cherished notions of how the universe functions. However, if you have the inner strength to make this leap of faith the rewards will be far beyond your feeble capacity to comprehend...
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