The Moron's Prayer

Our father who art somewhere
Fallow by thy name
Thy church wil overcome
Thy dogma is always right
Here as it is somewhere over there.
Give us this day a nice croissant
And look theother way when we screw up
As we conveniently forget our screw-ups ourselves
And lead us away from thoughtfulness;
But remember that thinking is evil.
For thine is the dogma, the creed, and the mighteousness,
For ever such a long time
Amen.