The Truth is Out There

Look not to science to solve the meaning of existence, but to scripture. Does it not say in the Book of Moron, "it is a truth universally acknowledged that the Great Moron did create the whole wide world and all the universe and everything". And does it also not say, "no man is an island; nor doth he be a bollard". Scientists have recently discovered that the missing mass of the universe is actually composed of Dumb Matter. Thus is the Truth of the Great Moron demonstrated. We, however, do not need scumbag science, for we have Faith!