The Church of Moronology (COM) today announced work has commenced on the construction of the Large Moron Collider (LMC).
The LMC Project aims to smash morons moving at 99.999999% of the speed of light into one another and so recreate conditions a fraction of a second after the big bang.
Speaking from an undisclosed secure underground facility deep beneath the Himalayas, Dr. J. Edgar Burns, principal scientist for the LMC was quoted as saying...
"The LMC represents the pinnacle of Moronic scientific endeavor. Through accelerating two morons at incredible speeds towards a cataclysmic collision we hope to unpick the very fabric of the universe and in so doing bring humanity closer to the Great Moron".
The search for collideonauts has already begun and is open to any member of the church. To participate in this once in a lifetime experiment TEXT "I'M READY FOR THE RAPTURE" to 0800-100-LMC-MORON or email: lmc@churchofmoronology.org.church.
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